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I’m wrapping your presents … so scram!
idreamofdilaudid: tried making a throne but it did not work D: XD omg kayla. i didnt think youd really be doing this XD youre so funny sometimes XP
spankaway: daddysdenofdesire: spankaway: daddysdenofdesire: spankaway: shatrid11b: Remove the markers so I can put my cock in I’m sorry but I keep trying to make a Pocahontas parody in my head. “Paint with all the colours.( of your ass)”
goonparadise: Leaking in your office for me again? Good boy. So funny how I’m your assistant, but I make more than you do now. Of course, how could you say no to my salary when I make your cock feel so weak with bliss and leaky need?
You know you should have expected this reaction. It is not like she didn’t plan it with her girlfriends ahead of time. Plus she knew how much guilt you had to overcome before the girls teasing you made you cave in and think completely with your
Have I ever mentioned before that I read all of your tags when you reblog my posts? Since this blog turns one month old tomorrow, I’d like to honor some of my favorite tags that I’ve seen on my posts since the beginning. However, some of them have
hardonebattle: goonparadise: Leaking in your office for me again? Good boy. So funny how I’m your assistant, but I make more than you do now. Of course, how could you say no to my salary when I make your cock feel so weak with bliss and leaky
Guess I’ll have to make a new category: WTF!My favorite moment? When the 2 reporters from the previous post have the following interchange. You can’t make this shit up folks! LOVE IT!“I’ll be busting on your face””“OH I hope so..I’m gonna
snknews: LINKED HORIZON’s Yokohama Arena Concert Features “Dedicate Your Heart” Bathroom Signs A Japanese fan has shared photos of the bathroom signs at LINKED HORIZON’s January 14th, 2018 concert, which features male and female figure graphics
Official Theme Song? Put on your high heelsGive it to me babyYou got it you got itstand up on itknock down torn upcan’t get enough of itgive it to me give it to meshe’s undeniablePut on your nice shoesShe so downshe so down with meYou’ve got
soapulp-archive-deactivated2020:you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you
thetimelordpirate: Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your belt loop catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
That’s so funny.Oh, and hot. She made me promise to tell you it was hot and sexy.But really, showing me your caged cock and then turning around and showing me your princess plug in a public park…Come on, that’s funny.
teaboot:luckyladylily:graverobber3457:this episode was the second pilot and so they didnt have all the details down yet, but this line is still so funny to me. “one of my ancestors” you mean your dad, spock? your father?? your father, who married
HAHAHAHA! OMG! This is my city. This happened like a month ago! So weird to just see something from your city online like that… Fucker just got out of prison too. Hahahaha. All his friends were standing by the river and he was like
lol 3rd wave feminists are synonymous with sexists. Except… even more oblivious than your average sexist. So pointing this out to them is gonna fail… however for the rest of us this is a hilarious meme. Enjoy. =D
doodle-shenanigans: darcyshire: steadfast: This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks! I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself Choose your fighter
doodle-shenanigans:darcyshire: steadfast: This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks! I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself Choose your fighter
toxigenics: damgus: toxigenics: why is it the cool thing on this site to be a lolicon/shotacon/pedophile in general like honestly please play in traffic that’s so funny and nice tumblr truly is a hate-free safe zone Shut the fuck up it sucks
evilfgt: when ur buddy begins choking so your whole squad steps in with that Heimlich Maneuver
trashqueer: lymphonog: When you’re fucked up but your friend’s on another plane of existence Does that say I’m pee
potter-merlin: longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to
dirtydisneyconfessions: ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
redcalvinsharry: theproserpina: Why is this so funny to me OHHHH MY GOd
opalisagoddess replied to your post “Y’know what though, the episode was also really funny before the mood…” Yeah *sniffs* it was pretty funny it killed me when steven gave amethyst the bat and she said she’ll use it always 😆 That
lol this looks so funny sideways :D
sunstarsunflower: people. it’s so funny how someone can come into your life.. and make you question who your surround yourself with.. like the way they treat you is so refreshing, and makes you wonder what you’ve been settling for fhe whole time.
littlehighschoolthings: I dunno about your schools, but ours are all disorganized. If you can find your friends, your life is that much greater. oh god when i was still in high school the fire alarms would go off so many times to the point where no
the-absolute-funniest-posts: fighthisfeeling: So funny and so true.. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
cutechubbyhubbymaterial: iwouldntshowmom: My hobbies include, but are not limited to: - DMing your man - Insta stalking your man - Snapchatting your man - Hanging out with your man - “Oh my god you’re so funny, your boyfriend really lucked out when
kesus: opafginger: neverfearlizzishere: lovelyardie: BOY IF YOU DON’T Srs frog rage He was so content until your rude ass started poking him. The frog is a Gemini and the hand is everyone else Lol poke
b2nguk: likklerootsrockreggae: pocketworthy: I’ll put my hands on your hips, how’s that? oh here lemme make it easier. /DEAD Shit i’ll drop so quick jino won’t no wat comin
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xiumeme: guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking you to a kpop video… DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!! its not a virus or anything but kpop sucks dont click it. Reblog so others know.
So drop your pants already!
hiccupkin: me: *cracking my knuckles* hell yes.. i love to break my bonessome nerd: um, you know youre not actually breaking your bones, right? youre just releasing gas–me: *louder* ahh yes. i lvoe to Destroy my bones. absolutely obliterate my fucking
dickfaerie: adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic lol. haha. youre so funny. youre so hot. of course i dont hate you.
tohrumutou: haha oh straight yosuke youre so funny and straight
so annoyin when your card gets rejected at the petrol station after you’ve filled up your car, hold on a minute I’ll go suck it out for u
so-funny: preach-love: Do you ever think about your future and you’re like “…oh sh*t I have no clue what I’m going to do lmao”… well, you’re not the only one. Fortunately, I found this app called Good & Co. that helps you find out what
anglflw: homophobic: uropyia: catsecretary: this is so funny wtf JESUS Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?” Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out* Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.” My mom’s dog does this, but usually
5-30am:don’t do this to your friends, it’s dangerous lol
gemwarp: antoinebittersweet: OK PLEASE DON’T JOKINGLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS IT’S FUNNY AND ALL, BUT IT’S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT WE DON’T DETRACT VOTES FROM BERNIE BY VOTING FOR DEEZ NUTS YOU’RE LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY PLEASE DON’T
thank you to the people who said nice things on the bobs video, I think im so funny but 98% of the time I am not really
theartifcesiren:Sometimes regardless of who you are or what you like, on Tumblr you run into blogs that have little to do with you but you love them anyways. Like @cummbunny is so funny and thoughtful and precious. Honestly such a good blog to follow.
regardsbree replied to your post: regardsbree replied to your post: I’m so fucking… I’m sorry but it’s still so funny. I’m sorry youre bored nah girl don’t be sorry :)
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hhantu: franfrancatman: My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad i cant believe your mom is a fish
Your little cock is going to fit so well into this special #chastity device! @dominacamilla smirks for my camera… #humiliation #dominatrix #funny
So how’s your guys day? Any funny stories or good times happen to you lately?
nosoulforsale:fileformat:when anons think they’re dragging U and u just mass delete ur messages lmfaoits so funny thinking about them literally refreshing your page over and over again but youve deleted the message n moved on w your life
metaknights: imagine whoever is your icon in a maid outfit
